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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Tata’s 1 lakh car unveiled...

My mother: “Why is he (Ratan Tata) talking so much? Just show the car, Mr Tata - I’m buying it anyway!”

Ratan Tata: ”I wanted to make a safer scooter.”

Ratan Tata has done it. Along with of his 500 engineers, he has just launched the Tata Nano. It looks great.



It’s 624 cc

It’s internaly 24 larger that a Maruti 800

Milage : 50KM per Gallon - 20 23KM to the litre

All Indian and international tests have been passed.

Will meet Euro 4 emissions




“We have lot of suggestions on what to call it, some suggested “Mamata” or maybe “Despite Mamta”.

“We know prices of raw materials have gone up. But a promise is a promise! The dealer price for this car will be Rupees one lakh!”





This is really an Indian moment. The BBC and CNN are not covering. Only Indian channels are giving live coverage.





Deluxe version to be out with Air Conditioning soon.




The scence at the Pragati Maidan, New Delhi is like that of a rock concert. Non-stop round appualuse for the past 10 minutes.

VEHICLE SUMMARY
Name: Jeh - 1 Lakh Rupee Car
Model: Petrol
Car Body Type: Hatchback
Segment: A Segment
Top Speed: 90
Fuel Consumption:
Highway 26.00
Fuel Consumption:
City 22.00


ENGINE SPECIFICATIONS
Displacement: 796cc, 3 cylinder
Engine Type: Petrol
Maximum Power: 33bhp
Maximum Torque: 0


OTHER SPECIFICATIONS
Seating Capacity: 4
Tyre Size: 0
Steering: No Power Steering
Brakes: Front Disk, Rear Drum
Gears: 4 Manual
Fuel Tank: 30.00


Comment below on this hostoric day of India..!!!
Kudos to TATA.....


See also..

Tata's NANO car---Side effects







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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Harbhajan Singh Is Wrong.....Very Very Wrong

Harbhajan Singh is wrong if he has allegedly compared Andrew with poor monkey. Symonds is an inhuman creep who looks more like us and stinks like us too. We pigs scavenge and are known to eat any kind of food like dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, garbage and even other pigs. We have a large head with a long snout and sharpen our teeth by grinding lowers and uppers against each other much like Symonds does. We are basically unclean, grunt and jump about a lot but let us confess that even we are ashamed to be say we are like Symonds after we saw him on TV. We request you to send him to a sty as soon as possible. Once he is with his own breed he should behave better.......... hopefully....





Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Vote Now for India!




Hi All,

Vote ‘No’ so as to give support to Bhajji and Indian team. This Poll is from Australian news website. Let’s give them a dose of Indian cyber power


Click the link below..

http://www.news.com.au/poll/1,,5007133-5032443,00.html


"The Indian Board realises the game of cricket is paramount but so too is the honour of the Indian team and for that matter every Indian"




Monday, January 7, 2008

New rules of ICC ...

After watching the test match, some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification



(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.



(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.



(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.



(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.



(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.



(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.



(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.



(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.



These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Shake It Off And Step Up

A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened...and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery.

Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back...HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP! This he did, blow after blow.

"Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought "panic" and just kept right on SHAKING IT OFF AND STEPPING UP!

You're right! It wasn't long before the old mule, battered and exhausted, STEPPED TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE WALL OF THAT WELL! What seemed like it would bury him, actually blessed him...all because of the manner in which he handled his adversity.

THAT'S LIFE! If we face our problems and respond to them positively, and refuse to give in to panic, bitterness, or self-pity...THE ADVERSITIES THAT COME ALONG TO BURY US USUALLY HAVE WITHIN THEM THE POTENTIAL TO BENEFIT AND BLESS US! Remember that FORGIVENESS--FAITH--PRAYER-- PRAISE and HOPE...all are excellent ways to "SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP" out of the wells in which we find ourselves

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