*Why did the chicken cross the road?*

KINDERGARTEN BOY To get to the other side.

PLATO For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads withouthaving their motives called into question.

MOSES And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thoushalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was muchrejoicing.

RICHARD M. NIXON The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross theroad.

MACHIAVELLI The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end ofcrossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will layeggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in sucha way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chickendepends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely crossroads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

Azharuddin I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this,you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken northe road, you know....

George Fernandes I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean yearsof public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!

Mulayam I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that theycan cross the road freely without their motives being questioned

ARJUN SINGH Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickensso that they can also cross roads.

Abdul Kalam Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. theycrossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ....

Advani I see Pakistani hand in this ...

Vatal Nagaraj No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roadsare meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.

Bal Thackarey Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stoneall such chickens which cross the road.

Jayalalithaa From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs toKarunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & orderproblems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.

Amitabh Bachhan The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... reallysure...

Venkaiah Naidu "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It'sa conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat inthis whole issue"

H.S.Surjeet We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of thethird front today. We will decide the future course of action after thechicken comes back..

Maneka Gandhi Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, wewould have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from usingthe road. Protect our chickens...